There are 2 types of weekend a girl can have. A super lazy one where you refuse to put a bra on and do anything other than watch Netflix and eat pizza OR the kind of weekend when you eat pizza, get dolled up and go out out.
But once the shots are in your blood stream something seems to happen to your #girlgang….
The Planner – the one who refuses to take no for an answer and is always super organised about where you’re going and what you’re going to do. You’re going to go out and you are going to drink. Do not argue with this one.
The Flirt – You know when your BFF suddenly tries to put on ‘the sexy eyes’ and gives them to every single guy in the bar. Every. Single. One.
The Wingman – Usually found with the flirt. We all need one of these girls.
The Selfie-Queen – Always late because she’s spent so long doing her make up…and yet she went beyond the Kylie Jenner amount of make up and entered the drag queen zone in an attempt to look Instagram ready. It will look fine once there’s a filter on the picture, but she will probably spend most of the night infront of the bathroom mirror.
The Dancing Queens – Questionable moves but oh so much confidence. This girl will only leave the dance floor if she is about to pee herself. Don’t question the moves, just let her do her thing because she is having the time of her life.
The gigglier – She’s everyone’s best friend. Even the random girl who she met at the bar is now part of your squad (just for one night). Possibly the happiest person in that moment and nothing will bring her down.
The Cryer – Probably crying because her boyfriend said he was going to bed instead of waiting up for her. Or because she broke a nail. Or because her shoes are hurting. Nobody is ever exactly sure why she is crying but don’t question it. It will only make it worse.
The Hungry Girl – That one friend who never seems to be full yet gets away with wearing a crop top (HOW?!). Usually she’s left the club by midnight and will spend hours in KFC.
The Napper – Usually doesn’t make it past pre-drinks but she’ll be fine sleeping on your bedroom floor till you get home.
The Vommer – Pretty self explanatory. She trows up every time and never learns her lesson.
The General Mess – A combination of sick, tears and general annoyingness. She’ll cling to you and will make you go home even when you’ve met the hottest guy ever at the bar. Steer clear.